Tumblr (3.0; @expectorate)http://expectorate.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c41f392c58b5b43f7b251c0f0b16192/tumblr_mkpbfnwPW11rvd0q2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://expectorate.tumblr.com/post/47057092952http://expectorate.tumblr.com/post/47057092952Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:50:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c41f392c58b5b43f7b251c0f0b16192/tumblr_mkpbf1fKAU1rvd0q2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://expectorate.tumblr.com/post/47057067412http://expectorate.tumblr.com/post/47057067412Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:48:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m051igdVCs1r4w8k5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://expectorate.tumblr.com/post/35318136651http://expectorate.tumblr.com/post/35318136651Thu, 08 Nov 2012 22:46:03 -0500<p>&#8220;If it weren&#8217;t for date rape I&#8217;d never get laid.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ffzrpcBo1qauhsv.gif"/></p>http://expectorate.tumblr.com/post/24436702561http://expectorate.tumblr.com/post/24436702561Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:16:55 -0400unfollowrape<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4f27uAsnQ1ro8spto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zefcherie.tumblr.com/post/23536270053/congratulations-youre-part-of-my-100th-follower">zefcherie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="p1">Congratulations! You’re part of my 100th follower celebration!</p> <p class="p1">Because I am so excited and flattered, I’ve decided to host a giveaway.</p> <p class="p1">The rules are simple:<strong> reblog this post, and you must be following <a href="http://zefcherie.tumblr.com" title="me">me</a> to be eligible to win! </strong></p> <p class="p1">The prizes will be as follows:</p> <ul><li>- One xs purple and white skirt</li> <li>- One hunk of lavender soap</li> <li>- One mood-changing star necklace</li> <li>- One pair vintage dangly earrings</li> <li>- Two peacock feathers</li> <li>- One magic bendy necklace </li> <li>- One blue, starry, sparkly wallet</li> </ul><p class="p1">and the most important prize will be:</p> <ul><li>- One custom hideous drawing of yourself or the person you choose, hand-drawn by yours truly. </li> </ul><p class="p2">The winner will be chosen at random on May 31! Best luck! I am willing to ship wherever you are, unless it will cost me like $100 bucks or some insane bullshit. </p> <p class="p1">xoxo -Jacque</p> <p class="p1"><em>p.s. I realize these prizes are a bit girl-oriented. If you’re a dude and you win and don’t want the skirt or something, I’ll just draw you more ugly pictures or something.<br/><br/><strong>EDIT: You can reblog this up to five times!</strong>  <br/>EDIT: Please, no giveaway blogs. I want this to be for my followers and people who like my blog, not people who just want stuff. D: </em></p> </blockquote>http://expectorate.tumblr.com/post/23621188013http://expectorate.tumblr.com/post/23621188013Wed, 23 May 2012 15:31:43 -0400giveawaylove